So, back in ye olde internet days, I took on the name grumpygoat as a riff on the main character I used to trounce around on, in the game City of Heroes. And for ages, I never could think of a great nickname to go by based off my own name (Kahbrinkitybrink is still damn long) so I finally decided that people were confused enough by my last name to shorten it down to my initials: kayjkay
My parents, bless them, were going to give me the middle name Kelly, fortunately, someone talked them out of it.
I'll be at the Big Wow in San Jose tomorrow sellin my wares. Table AA81.
More cons to come!